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It soon became obvious
though that her shopping in the market was a ploy –
everything had been neatly prepared and laid out in advance
– though she did give us a taste of pink and spiky dragon
fruit that had mesmerised the SAS crew at one stall. There
was also no need to take notes as we were provided with a
detailed folder of everything we would be learning to cook
that morning.
Just as I was relaxing
I realised that I had failed to absorb the next stage of the
course: we were expected immediately to recreated Nooror’s
beautifully presented effort “Come on”, she clapped her
hands, leading us across the corridor to a gleaming kitchen
with two bar of separate cooking stations, “your turn now”.
Only the experienced Monty, who was halfway through a
five-day course, looked calm. My nerves increased when at
the end of my attempts to prepare a marinade my name was
placed under my dish of surely too thickly sliced chicken.
It may have been a break from Bangkok hustle but not from
tension – would it all end in a judging session?
Then it was off to the
classroom again to watch Nooror whip up a red curry paste
(“it should technically be made with a pestle and mortar but
I usually use the liquidiser”)
followed by a followed
by a chicken red curry stir fry (“this is village food
rather than royal Thai cuisine – but it is very practical).
The hectic pace went on - we learned how to cook yam woon
sen ( a vermicelli salad to those in the know), menam
chicken soup and (my favourite) prawn curry with jack fruit.
As the pressure in the
kitchen increased, glasses of lemongrass syrup delicately
decorated with an orchid were produced. There was little
time to drink, however, as Nooror patrolled our stations,
tasting, poking and advising as we cook – useful tips
included “always use the back of the spoon to flatten the
curry paste as it cooks in
oil” and “make sure you
bring the coconut milk to the boil very quickly or it may
separate”. So that’s why my Thai soup always curdles at
home.
At the send of it all
we trooped rather exhaustedly downstairs for lunch. And then
I realised the reason for all the name tags under each
dishes, my own lumpy satays, hanging grotesquely off their
skewers, were set before me.
In adversity, though,
we had boned as a tem and after congratulating me on my
peanut sauce (he was only being nice – he had seen those
satays) Monty was soon proudly making me taste his chicken
soup (“I think I got the balance of tamarind and fish sauce
right this time”). Meanwhile the SAS team chattered happily
about just what to buy in the market the next morning to
take back to Denmark and Sweden.
But although they
discussed pestles and mortars, jars of coconut milk and
different kinds of dried shrimps and chillies, when we went
back upstairs to collect our vast vacuum packed sachets of
ready prepared Thai sauce, from Massaman to green curry
paste. They presumably weren’t worried about their baggage
allowance for the raw ingredients; it was just that, like
me, they had absorbed the fact that work food is much easier
to cook if someone else has done at least some of the work
for you. At least after the course I would have a better
idea what to order – in a restaurant. |